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The sun slowly began to show its face over the northern mountains of Hamyong, it's eyes shining brightly as more and more rays of light began to brush away the shadows blanketing the valley of Hamyong. Sleeping creatures in the valley began to stir and soon the day had dawned. Ugh awoke as light seeped in through cracks in cave walls, his eyes weary and his face looking even worse than normal. He arose from his sleeping spot and began to his special dance, the ogre shuffle - passed down from Ugh's family. Today was a special day for Ugh, it was his birthday. He left his cave and ran to meet his family of ogres, he danced through the ranks of Ogres yelling at the top of his lungs; "Birthday Bash, Birthday Bash, Get ready to celebrate!" Ugh made his way to the Ogre elders, preparation for the celebration began immediately. An elder Ogre began to bark orders to different Ogres within the cave; " 10000 of the finest fish from the river, As much brew as you can carry, A human so we can be entertained!" The preparation happened with much haste, the fish soon was covered the cave, every Ogre was drinking from bottles of brew, they were soon obviously drunk. Ugh stumbled around the cave, still doing the Ogre shuffle with many different Ogres. A large Ogre dragged a human male into the room, with no armor and looking visibly tired. The Ogre tossed the human onto the ground, someone get this human drum, let's hear him make music. An Ogre passed the male a drum, and visibly petrified he began to smack it as hard as he could. Ogres began to dance and yell in celebration "Play human, Play!" they screamed, the noise echoed loudly from the cave, carried by the wind. Outside of the cave a passing militia group of Buya soldiers heard the ruckus; "They've got a captive boys, you know what to do". The soldiers charged into the cave, swinging their weapons madly, felling Ogres left and right. They made their way through the ogres slaughtering them by the 100. Finally they found the centre of the room, Ugh was sitting with the man and his drum, they were both laughing, visibly intoxicated. "Ogre, release him or face my blade!" The militia leader yelled. "Human, dis be my friend, it's my birthday and now everyone is dead" Ugh didn't seem to shaken by the whole massacre, he was far to drunk. "Is this true, are you friends with this beast?" The human nodded and continued to drink his brew with Ugh. The militia then began to sheath their weapons, they picked bottles of brew from the ground, and also took it from the dead hands of the ogres. "Well then Ugh, I guess you could say. . This is quite the celebration?" The militia leader chuckled as he sat on the chest of a fallen ogre. "It has been, human and you know what . . . hic. It hasn't finished yet" "The next part is the fun part . . I call it the Birthday Bash" Ugh revealed a large club, spikes covered the wood. "The fun begins now human murderers!" Ugh did the Ogre Shuffle towards the now drunk humans and began to swing his club wildly. "Party, Party, Party!" Nyurota | |